1. 10 December 2009 · 10:05 PM
    You’re really jealous of my Simpsons T-Shirt.

    You’re really jealous of my Simpsons T-Shirt.

  2. 10 December 2009 · 09:52 PM

    HA! So true.

    newlove:

    um, gross. why does everyone just recycle each others exes

  3. 10 December 2009 · 11:36 AM

  4. 10 December 2009 · 11:25 AM

    thedailywhat:

    Early Bird Special: Someone’s in the kitchen. It’s a homeless woman named Dinah. She’s been living in the crawl space above your front door for the past two weeks.

    You are now checking the crawl space above your front door.

    [via.]

  5. 09 December 2009 · 10:55 PM
    This was on regretsy. By reblogging this I’m ruining the fun for some (lucky) people but Anthony and I bought them. They are just too fabulous to not own. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS. thedailywhat: Buy This: Jesus Christ and Santa Claus Christmas card set from nightmare enthusiast Kelly Hutchison (AKA Dark Vomit of “The Last Supper for Clowns” fame). 5-1/2” x 8 1/2”. Heavy card stock. Comes with 5 blank envelopes and a lifetime supply of “what in god’s name is wrong with you?!” [via.]

    This was on regretsy. By reblogging this I’m ruining the fun for some (lucky) people but Anthony and I bought them. They are just too fabulous to not own. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS.

    thedailywhat:

    Buy This: Jesus Christ and Santa Claus Christmas card set from nightmare enthusiast Kelly Hutchison (AKA Dark Vomit of “The Last Supper for Clowns” fame).

    5-1/2” x 8 1/2”. Heavy card stock. Comes with 5 blank envelopes and a lifetime supply of “what in god’s name is wrong with you?!”

    [via.]

  6. 08 December 2009 · 09:38 PM
    Michelle, Brittany and I.

    Michelle, Brittany and I.

  7. 08 December 2009 · 03:58 PM

    FAFSA is dumb (continued).

    Well here’s the first part of the email I got back from The Department of Education. Did it solve my problem? No. Did it make me more upset? Yes.

    “Thank you for your inquiry about federal student aid.

    Because federal student financial aid funds are limited, the U.S. Department of Education must consider all available resources in determining a student’s financial need. Traditionally, parents are considered the primary source of a dependent student’s support. The Higher Education Act of 1965, as amended, requires that parents’ financial information be included in the Department’s need analysis formula for a dependent student.”

    OH! So The Higher Education Act of 1965 is to blame!? It’s fucking 2009. Also I’m not a dependant. My mother does not claim me on her taxes, I claim myself. So why am I considered dependant to the government? Because the Government is dumb. Thanks for nothing Dept of Ed. Fuck you.

  8. 07 December 2009 · 07:20 PM

  9. 07 December 2009 · 07:10 PM
    [Little Sookie and Caleb’s feet] Caleb got a kitten and she’s so fucking adorable. I’m allergic to her but she comes and sits on my lap and I just can’t resist!

    [Little Sookie and Caleb’s feet]

    Caleb got a kitten and she’s so fucking adorable. I’m allergic to her but she comes and sits on my lap and I just can’t resist!

  10. 07 December 2009 · 06:53 PM

    Holy shit. I love Kids in The Hall. I can’t wait!

    thedailywhat:

    TV Show Promo of the Day: The highly-anticipated return of Canada’s funniest fivesome, The Kids in the Hall, in the form of the 8-part miniseries Death Comes to Town, gets its first official promo.

    The show is set to begin airing in January on CBC Television.

    [via.]